Cause for Alarm

Captain learned a trick with his defibrillator on his first week of work, and he laughed as he proceeded to show it to us today. He originally discovered it in the restroom, where he was adjusting the name badge on his shirt. It was a magnetic name badge (which is convenient, especially for women who don't appreciate having stick-pin holes in their garments later). However, it was closer than 6 inches to his device. Therefore the device sensed a magnet blocking its ability to defibrillate you, and set off a long-beep. Not too quiet. Not too loud. But a noticeable alarm. I wasn't laughing, but the twins thought it was cool.